I joined a gym!

“So Crash, how’s your Danish these days?” “Oh, it’s great! I know the words for left and right, lift, shoulder, legs and arms. Basically – I know gym danish. Yeah.”


Land Mermaid Says Hello

Hello all! I am Land Mermaid, and I’m about to treat you to a depressing intro post. Sorry? Here we go: For the longest time I believed that school was the absolute clearest path to success. It was supposed to go like this: if: good grades then: college admission; followed by if: good grades then:…