My fitness goals (and a little bit of self care?)

Crash, It’s really great to read about your new fitness journey. I love your enthusiasm and I’m excited to hear you’re seeing results. So in that spirit, I’m going to pause on the post I’ve been working on about a Disney movie I really enjoy (I’ll get back to it; don’t worry) to talk about…

I joined a gym!

“So Crash, how’s your Danish these days?” “Oh, it’s great! I know the words for left and right, lift, shoulder, legs and arms. Basically – I know gym danish. Yeah.”

Land Mermaid Says Hello

Hello all! I am Land Mermaid, and I’m about to treat you to a depressing intro post. Sorry? Here we go: For the longest time I believed that school was the absolute clearest path to success. It was supposed to go like this: if: good grades then: college admission; followed by if: good grades then:…

Learning Danish

The danish language is difficult. It is easier if I am slightly drunk, or have a mouth full of food.

So you want to bring a cat to Denmark…

There you are: living in the US, cohabiting (is this a fucking word?) with a cat, and getting a job in Denmark. ¬†Despite what most of your family and friends tell you, you decide you are going to bring your furry friend to Denmark. ¬†You’re a planner, so you start figuring out the logistics of…